50 Things to with a broken, dislocated, fractured, ligament torn, bruised boned or somehow injured leg/knee/angle/calf by yourself

1. Make a list of anything, especially things to do.
2. Watch Sabrina the Teenage witch
3. Go on myspace
4. Eat
5. Make macaroni necklaces
6. Go on facebook
7. Call everyone in your phonebook
8. Annoy your family (over the phone)
9. Yell at the dog
10. Draw on your deformed leg
11. Paint
12. Take up Sudoku
13. Raise your phone bill with some texting
14. Try to do tricks with your crutches, on a soft surface.
15. Fail at doing tricks with your crutches
16. Buy a golden retriever
17. Have a staring contest with your golden retriever
18. Give birth (be careful not to move your leg)
19. Make a gingerbread house
20. Eat the gingerbread house
21. Hope on one leg (the good one)
22. Listen to music
23. Dye your hair
24. Shop online
25. Look at porn
26. Make a collage
27. Try to eat the spiciest food you can find without drinking milk afterwards.
28. Kill yourself
29. Prank phone call dominoes
30. look at stuff and try to see faces
31. paint flowers on your crutches
32. Knit
33. Wait for a telemarket, then talk to that telemarketer for a long, long time
34. Read all the harry potter books
35. Watch all the harry potter movies.
36. Read all the Lord of the rings books.
37. Watch all of the Lord of the rings Movies
38. Hold your breathe as long as you can
39. shower alot
40. Swim
41. Sleep
42. See if you can make yourself throw up
43. Try and move stuff with your mind
44. Try and blow stuff up with your mind
45. Try to fly, from the sitting position
46. scream the number FOURTY SIX really really loud
47. Oragami, LOTS of oragami.
48. Finger paint
49. Put on all of your clothes (or as much of you clothes) as you can at the same time
50. Roll around (avoiding your leg, magically. You'll figure it out)

By:
Me. As in Michelle Miller.